- A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.
- mom: you're beautiful
- grandma: you have grown into such a beautiful young lady!
- mom's friends: wow, she's flawless!
- friends: you're so pretty
- boys: call animal patrol i think we just discovered a rare breed of ostrich, i think it has rabies
My love life is like an iPhone 4s, I don’t have an iPhone 4s
— John O’Callaghan (via lovetheloveyouhave-)
